Fact Sheet

• I am 5'10" and 185lbs... I have dark hair and green eyes...
• I am very appearance oriented... "Appearance is Reality"
• No hair anywhere on my body has ever been longer than an inch...
• I am the proverbial "nice guy"...
• I'm a Virgo...
• I've never hit my mother, even on accident...
• I'm a "momma's boy"...
• I'm a Combat Veteran (I even have a Purple Heart)...
• I'm 20% disabled (by the standards of the U.S. Gov't)...
• I really like the color blue...
• I hate the color yellow with a passion...
• I hate my smile, but I do it all the time...
• I gargle with Peroxide...
• I am clinically diagnosed with Violent Reactive Homophobia...
• I care what other people think of me...
• I've had 3 last names...
• My Grandmother on my Dad's side has never left Italy...
• My Grandmother on my Mom's side is Evil Incarnate...
• I hate being a spectator...
• I played 2-man Volleyball for the U.S. Army...
• I know shit about engines, but quite a bit about cars...
• I prefer American cars and Japanese bikes...
• I like any vehicle that's Italian...
• I try to avoid conflict...
• I've been shot, stabbed, hit, and called all kinds of nasty things mostly by people how couldn't speak English...
• I think English should be the Official Language...
• I actually understand Calculus...
• I can do vector math...
• I own several U.S. Savings Bonds...
• I love my country, but I'm none too pleased with the guys in charge...
• I believe there is some truth to psychic phenomenon...
• I don't believe in UFOs...
• I have a tattoo of a shark on my left shoulder...
• The shark is my totem animal...
• I think the Rhinoceros is the animal that best represents my personality...
• My best friend is female...
• My chick friends outnumber my guy friends 2 to 1...
• I am most comfortable in a classroom...
• I even sit in the front row...
• I fear 3 things, none of which is death...
• I would never begrudge a man his religion...
• But, I think Mormons need to lighten up a bit...
• I understand Wicca, but I think it's all bunk...
• I don't believe in fate, karma, or the inner child...
• I've never cheated on anyone...
• I cuss too much...
• I'm not politically correct...
• I'm confident that my intelligence is part of the top 10% of humanity...
• Though I understand their place in the world, I hate stupid people...
• I save movie stubs (I have no idea why)...
• I own 3 stuffed animals (they were all gifts)...
• I know how to fence...
• I collect battle axes...
• The closest thing I've ever seen to a "10" is Shania Twain...
• I don't find Cindy Crawford at all attractive...
• My favorite movies are Aliens, Braveheart, Highlander, and The Empire Strikes Back...
• I really dig mindless action flix...
• I like quite a few chik flix...
• I dig anime too...
• My bottom left incuspid was knocked out by a Turk with a "not-hammer"...
• I've never been knocked unconscious...
• I've never eaten pig intestine...
• I have eaten squid (and I love it)...
• I think the Australian accent is kewl...
• I don't use chapstick...
• I don't think pot should be legalized...
• I don't smoke...
• I'm a connoisseur of good food...
• My favorite dish is Chicken & Rice...
• I've met many of my friends on the internet...
• I used to answer my door with a pistol in my hand...
• I've never hit a person whose back was turned on purpose...
• I've been to 23 countries and 44 states...
• I lived in Germany for almost 2 years...
• My younger brother is one of my best friends...
• All of my friends are people who think for themselves...
• I have dated a chik of every race except persian...
• I dig asians, but prefer at least half white chix...
• I got whuppin's until I was 10 years old...
• I'm a better man because of it...
• I'm a college Senior...
• I'm on full scholarship...
• I am a UNLV Rebel Fencer...
• I have an extensive vocabulary, and respect that quality in others...
• I know pi, the natural number e, and root 2 off the top of my head...
• I can't play a single musical instrument...
• I've been hit with fists, feet, various sticks, a baseball bat, a hammer, a bigass brass lamp and a Nissan Sentra...
• I've never been curb checked...
• I have an extremely high tolerance for pain...
• I've taken the AMA Motorcycle Course...
• I will not ride without a helmet, even if I'm just going around the block...
• I'm involved in Pro-Gun Political Activism...
• I am a Front Sight Firearms Training Institute First Family Member...
• I hate Pepsi Co...
• I have 20/200 vision...
• I've never, ever had a cavity...
• I've only had 2 broken bones (well one of them was my hand, and that's kind of a bunch of bones)...
• All of my scars have a kewl story attached to them...
• I've killed a bear...
• I've never killed a bunny rabbit...
• I donate money to The Juvenile Diabetes Foundation, Nevada Dance Theatre, and The NRA...
• If I ever won a million dollars, I'd give most of it away...
• I think the Nature vs. Nurture debate is a bunch of crap...
• I lived at home until I was 18, moved when I joined the Army...
• I visit about 5 times a week...
• I mostly don't wear jewelry, except my watch...
• I'm an NRA Certified Instructor...
• I've never accidently fired a firearm...
• In my opinion, I've had some of the kewlest jobs on Earth...
• I love kids (I want lots)...
• I want to name my first boy Alexander, and my first girl Jasmine...
• I've jumped out of perfectly good airplanes...
• I think bungee jumping is for the weak...
• I workout practically daily, I also have chocolate, in some form or another, daily...
• Snickers Bars are my favorite...
• I don't eat Oreos...
• I have constant post-concussion headaches, and I will for the rest of my life...
• I get a kick out of knowing how stuff works...
• I know how the sun works...
• I eat over 250 grams of protien a day...
• I don't use Creatine, and I never will...
• I am a Life Member of the North American Hunting Club...
• I would never maliciously kill an animal, but I will hunt them, and eat their flesh...
• I hate money, but I understand it's neccessity...
• I believe money is the root of all evil...
• I believe any animal that must be caged should not be kept as a pet...
• I believe every family should have a dog...
• I have never aquired the taste for alcohol...
• I have aquired the taste for sushi...
• I hate wearing a hat...
• My idea of dress shoes is a good shine on my Hi-Tecs...
• I think Leading, Protecting, and Teaching are the most honorable professions on Earth...
• Unfortunately, they are all highly corruptable...
• I hunt with a 7mm Magnum and a .357 Magnum...
• I've never had or seen a hunting accident...
• I get pulled over about once a week...
• I've only actually been ticketed twice...
• I've never played "Spin the Bottle"...
• I have played "Truth or Dare"...
• I plan things extensively, but rarely follow these plans...
• I go crazy if I don't have a way of finding out the time...
• I believe in love, but I understand it isn't automatic...
• I vividly remember my first kiss...
• I move often...
• I go camping at least once a year, usually much more...
• I prefer jeans to slacks...
• Levi's rock...
• I was inspired to be a physicist by my high school hiking club advisor...
• He was also my physics teacher...
• His name was Mr. Anderson...
• I prefer turn-based to real-time...
• My best time on minesweeper is 149 seconds (on expert)...
• I hate commercial advertising and the culture it spawns...
• I hate fraternities and the yuppies they spawn...
• I hate yuppies...
• I do not own, nor will I in the near future own, a cellular phone...
• I've never seen Titanic...
• I hate the X-Files...
• I have had 5 friends named John...
• I have 5 godchildren, all of whom I love emmensely...
• I know how to build a bomb, but I never have...
• I can run the mile in about 6 minutes...
• I don't believe in Fatalism, Determinism, or Pre-Destination...
• I think Freud was an idiot...
• I relax by reaching 100mph...
• I've never been arrested...
• I am an ordained minister...
• My dad still has all his hair...
• I think the '70s sucked...
• I've never been hired by a place that I sent a resume...
• I wrote a movie script while I was in high school, no one bought it...
• I've never sued anyone...
• I'd kill a man for invading my home, threatening my family, or betraying my country...
• I don't ski...
• I know how to SCUBA Dive, but I'm not too fond of it...
• I'm no fan of boats either...
• I've lived on a farm before, I didn't like it...
• My daily schedule is usually between 11am and 4am, I don't do mornings...
• I don't drink coffee...
• I like Gothic Music...
• I hate Country...
• I believe all scientists should be cross-trained...
• I know Aikido...
• I've saved a human life single-handedly...
• Someone saved my life single-handedly...
• I'm an active member of the Distributed.net rc5 cracking effort...
• I'm a sp0rkhead (team #2686)
• I am facinated by Norse Mythology...
• I hate bugs...
• I think Rhinoceroses are kewl, I collect Rhino figurines...
• I believe humans are at the top of the food chain...
• I believe that's why dogs dig us so much...
• I believe in welfare in large societies, but it is too often abused...
• I believe our constitution is in serious need of revision...
• Unfortunately, I don't trust our Gov't to do it...
• I have a slight Ego Problem (can you blame me)...