As you can see, this is the world's whitest man, but don't tell him that.
Hel has been around since my early days. This is the guy I turn to to protect my mighty empire, & he has yet to let me down. Unfortunately, he's like the ancient berserker warriors of Norse Myth, once he gets started, there's no stopping him. He's one of the few people on irc I can truly stand for any significant period of time. That, kind sir, is quite an accomplishment.
